No. They just do this because they like wasting theater space and money.

No. They just do this because they like wasting theater space and money.

The first time I saw Pulp Fiction was with friends the week it opened at a small theater in Pittsburgh. Through the walls we could hear the movie next door with these horrible blood-curdling screams and it was distracting as hell because the sound on Pulp Fiction was really low and the movie in the next theater -…

The first time I saw Pulp Fiction was with friends the week it opened at a small theater in Pittsburgh. Through the walls we could hear the movie next door with these horrible blood-curdling screams and it was distracting as hell because the sound on Pulp Fiction was really low and the movie in the next theater -…

My friend has been in a wheelchair since she was in a car accident as a child. One night, we went to dinner at a small place in Silverlake. Jason Segal walked by and was talking to his entourage and smashed into my friend's chair with his hip, actually pushing her wheelchair about a foot away from the table. He looked…

My friend has been in a wheelchair since she was in a car accident as a child. One night, we went to dinner at a small place in Silverlake. Jason Segal walked by and was talking to his entourage and smashed into my friend's chair with his hip, actually pushing her wheelchair about a foot away from the table. He looked…

I'm going to get so fucking high and take my kid to see this.

I'm going to get so fucking high and take my kid to see this.

So what you're saying is that, with a black president running things, America is basically just a bunch of monkeys? Well that's SO much better.

So what you're saying is that, with a black president running things, America is basically just a bunch of monkeys? Well that's SO much better.

So you're saying Obama is like a monkey? Wow. Just. Wow…

So you're saying Obama is like a monkey? Wow. Just. Wow…

Now I'll never know just how shitty it really is!

Now I'll never know just how shitty it really is!

When my cousin was 10 years old he came from school and found his mother dead on the floor. She had been choked and then stabbed by his father, my uncle. After the scene was cleaned, my cousin found a copy of Newsweek with spatters of dried blood on the cover that featured a picture of the space shuttle Challenger…

When my cousin was 10 years old he came from school and found his mother dead on the floor. She had been choked and then stabbed by his father, my uncle. After the scene was cleaned, my cousin found a copy of Newsweek with spatters of dried blood on the cover that featured a picture of the space shuttle Challenger…

I wish I could watch but I can't. It still makes me sad. Last season I stayed home to watch the finale because my DVR was broken rather than go out to a few bars with my roommates. On the way home the car they were driving was hit by a Native American guy who had been doing meth and they were both killed. If I would…

I wish I could watch but I can't. It still makes me sad. Last season I stayed home to watch the finale because my DVR was broken rather than go out to a few bars with my roommates. On the way home the car they were driving was hit by a Native American guy who had been doing meth and they were both killed. If I would…

True story: I got my first handjob during that movie and then the following weekend I heard that my date went with another guy to see E.T.
After that night, the movie just made me sad and angry.
About 10 years later, the girl who gave me the handjob was held captive by her boyfriend for six hours and then stabbed to…

True story: I got my first handjob during that movie and then the following weekend I heard that my date went with another guy to see E.T.
After that night, the movie just made me sad and angry.
About 10 years later, the girl who gave me the handjob was held captive by her boyfriend for six hours and then stabbed to…