Well apparently he's not that injured if he's already up and doing improv.

He definitely would have cast Nick Nolte as Han Solo.

Colbert should get Mustaine's endorsement!

The towers collapse and from the wreckage crawls Buzz's tarantula to fight another day~~~

9/11 NEVER FORGET, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL

The sticky talibandits

sarccastro is always castrating lobsters but lobsters is the one with the pincers and he's always lobbing the sarcastic insults

tiny boobs. black man boobs

planet of the apes, i was like, what

british people love aerosmith! like when jade goody got married they were all blaring that shit and crying and whatnot. fuck em

But what does Munky think?

Denny don't plan too much. It may not come out right.

George Cloney!

Whitney Houston and Deion Sanders!!!

War damn slavery!

Seems like he'd buy into the Mel Gibson "Jews start all the wars" theory. Fat Mac looks like Mel Gibson as Wiggly Piggly Jimmy Kimmel.

They were expendable

U lie

"I would eat up a glossy pulp"

Well I guess I'm gonna go see Drive tonight, then.