Yup, I’d go up to the top of the casino (I think? been ages), snipe everyone until I got five stars, then try to get down off the roof and to the safety of the furthest garage without getting caught or killed. Then drive around for a bit as a palate cleanser before going back up to the casino for another round. That…

If you fly a helicopter into the pay n spray it will put wheels on it.

And like Todd Margaret, this incident was only seen by two people...

Well Caffine Spider, forty is the age when the gods determine that all men must go though a blood ritual and pledge their allegiance to denigrating all minorities. You are then given a Republican Voter ID Card and profess your undying affection to Ronald Reagan and fight to have all things named after him.

David Cross should stop being racist and get back to what he does best - Bitching about other people’s lack of integrity while he makes Squeakquels and episodes of Law and Order about Anna Nicole Smith dying.

If Lorca had thrown down the disruptor and pulled one of these on a Klingon guard, I would have been set.

He’s referring to the musical organs that are played at human and/or Klingon weddings.

Honestly at this point I’m no longer viewing this as a comedy except incidentally. It’s basically just a Star Trek, and not bad at it.

In the early aughts my sister would extralegally burn cds for me and the program she used sequenced them alphabetically. I remember only realizing that years down the line and thinking Comfort Eagle and Toxicity work just fine alphabetically.

How could I have been so blind?

“Peter and the Wolf” was composed by Sergei Prokofiev. One of Prokofiev’s more famous works is “The Year 1941" 1+9+4+1 is 15. The 15th letter of the alphabet is “O”. “O” is the middle letter of both “Joe” and “Joi”. Pretty obvious if you think about it.

This actually makes me respect those jokes and the writers who wrote them more. That’s pretty subversive of MacFarlane to do that at the Oscars imo.

I’m sorry, but 2049 was so much more than the beautiful-but-empty-echo-of-the-original that earned a B+ here. And this is coming from someone who cherishes the original as a true cinematic game-changer in my then-young life.

You just destroyed The AV Club with a single masterful comment!

“stop everything” christ, I don’t even mind the pointless internet articles but do you actually have to try and sound like Buzzfeed

I’m a little sad that Mindy isn’t gonna get her cocaine tho.

It isn't? Fuck, this changes everything.

I'm from Texas and I'm sick of this willful "no beans" ignorance. The modern concept of chili is generally agreed to have its roots in San Antonio in the 1800s. Hispanic women would stew giant pots of meats, spices, and peppers and sell them from stands on the street. The contents were highly variable, depending on…

Born and raised in Texas, but with Midwestern parents, so whenever my mom made chili she used beans, and honestly that's the way I prefer it. Eating a bowl of ground beef just doesn't sound appealing.

If Chili is 'ersatz' Mexican food, you'd probably need to go grab a time machine and tell the ancient Aztecs to stop making that shit!