Don't you dare besmirch the genius of the ball-point banana!

That's what the Punisher movies are for.

Five. One to read it, and the other four to turn the ladder. Wait. what?

"…depend entirely on how you feel about Stephen King's best and worst habits."

It's definitely staged. They intentionally left out a picture of the yard and even the lawnmower. He only has the top part of the mower from the last tornado.

You live in a field behind their house?

You watch porn wrong.

He's racist now thanks to you. Or for other reasons, maybe. Who knows with that kid.

YOU SEE?! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO CHASING WATERFALLS?!

"we're a lot more pleasant because we have less oxygen the further up you go from the equator, and we just can't spare the breath it takes to get worked up"

People telling me not to bruise the gin makes me want to bruise their face.

I HIGHLY recommend not doing it by hand. Use a hand mixer if you have one, if not, use a blender. God, it was painful after minute 3.

I did! My fiance is half lebanese, and she likes to use it or rose water on occasion, for salad dressings.

On tuesday, I made gnocchi, which left me with an egg white and nothing to do with it, so I thought I'd try my hand at a Ramos Gin Fizz. 3 days later and my arms are finally no longer sore from the 10 minute workout of trying to properly shake it.

I agree. I was just kidding, throwing in Latino spanish in this discussion.

As long as we can all agree that shrimp are called camarones and not gambas.

"and I am probably the greatest detective in the world"

Whey're is the error?

So when Clark Kent's glasses get broken, will everyone realize he's actually superman?

ideally in the street, where it should be fought.