Jesus, shut up about Nier already.

Does anyone in your family even know what a chicken sounds like?

I was intending on cutting back for lent (really just using that as an excuse), but I'm on a work trip for 2 weeks, and I've had a beer a night, and will probably continue to do so for the full trip.

It's tough to realize how often social situations involve alcohol. When I gave up alcohol for lent a few years ago, I'd go out on friday night and by 9pm ran out of ideas of what to do.
Nowadays, I just don't go out anymore anyway.

I had half a pizza (technically I ate half of the half a pizza) which had hearts of palm, sundried tomato, and roasted garlic cloves, and also a slice of strawberry pie, which was really a strawberry cheesecake (strawberry mixed in to the cheese), along with a strawberry graham crust and strawberry jam/glaze in the…

That's mad, man.

Was he dressed in a bumblebee suit?

My favorite part of the game is I don't actually own this game. I just wanted to hide text and see if people hold the cursor to view it. I don't really have any way of confirming people are doing this, though. It's not a well thought out plan. I was laughing for a good 4 minutes!

Well, that gimmick commenter who posts in the wrong thread now has a higher chance of posting in the correct thread.

Test to see if my avatar is visible. By the way, yours is not.

Just take existing pictures of classic WWF wrestlers going at it, put it through a photoshop filter to look like drawings, and MS Paint on some boobs on Andre the Giant.

I ran into that same mascarpone problem last week. I had a week old container that I hadn't opened and needed to use up. I ended up just using it as a spread on avocado toasts.
I also mixed some up with honey, and dipped strawberries into it.

Well I'm sad to hear that. I hope it gives you ideas for stuff to try (that doesn't require buying a smoker or sous vide machine)

My "human thumb" fetish was definitely fulfilled when the shadow king was menacing Syd.

You can start as his/her assistant.

Hasn't it been the only music break since the Bollywood dance in the premier?

I'm a leaf on the wind…

Thank you very much for the kind words.
It's a lot more fun and informative if we all interact. Ideally, this would function less of a bragging thread and more of a place to get ideas for stuff to cook, to get cooking tips, and cookbook/website recommendations.

I feel like every time I'm in the Newark airport, I'm always going through the same terminal (E, i think?), and I always end up eating at the same spot. Not the same restaurant, mind you. It seems the place turns over once a year, which is about as often as I'm there. First it was a sushi place, then italian small…

Pure gelatin!