Trump seems like the type of commenter that every week says he's giving up on the show.

Kristen Schaal is a horse, though.

No keytars. Only baby grands, grands, or great grand pianos at the Fuller household.

When that first Ford commercial came on, with everything going awful for everyone, rather than it being a promo for Ford (which can save you from being stuck in a t-shirt, I guess?), I hoped that it would end by just saying "Thanks, Obama"

I was surprised it wasn't the pepsi logo as she was standing up there. Then it ended with the Pepsi logo. Makes sense.

How I'd feel in that dining room

Sorry for my error. Thanks for correcting.

Not even a flu. I thought it was mold. Which is why her husband died shortly after.

Ant Man is going to love it, though.

The Thoroughbred of Sin?!

Can't wait to see what kind of Shenanigans they get into.

Last week was he's almost done with the show. This week was that he's done with the show. Next week he'll comment that he enjoyed his Tuesday not watching the show.

That's a good counter-argument.

I both hate and love the marketing behind "ugly tomatoes".

Wow. A lot of these are spot on.
Roads trips are Cheddar and Sour Cream chips, bananas (to keep healthy), and Snyders of Hanover Honey Mustard Pretzel Bites. God, those things are crack.

I've never understood the appeal of a tomato sandwich until I had a perfectly ripe Striped German tomato the size of my face. Brandeywines are also delicious. Supermarket tomatoes are nothing but red balls of heartburn.

"so I said "fuck it" and tried it by hand. It lets you really know what's going on in there in a way you can't using tools."

"To keep your dip from turning brown, add the seed of the avocado into the dip." I believe this has been proven to be false. Like another person in the article stated, just put plastic wrap directly against the surface so there's no oxidation happening.

"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when…"

That sound woke my bae.