I smart.

That's what I heard last night. We were going to see it tonight, but those same people have a copy on CD, so we're just going to watch it at home instead.

yeh-yeh-yeah.

Sun Kil Moon, or just Mark Kozelek. I'm thinking more in line with the sweeping sounds from Pancho Villa or the spanish guitar playing on Si Paloma from the album Ghosts of the Great Highway.

Have you heard this song she composed? You're definitely correct.

Have you heard Theivery Corporation - Depth of my Soul?

Based on that final scene in the Zelda clip (at 3:30), this next one is going to be called Legend of Zelda: Vanilla Skyward Sword.

Jack Off In The Box

Are we talking distance or time?

Or S. Morgenstern.

Usually lesions are a sign you haven't recovered at all.

Also "um" and "uh", eh?

I was late, and once Disqus gets bogged down with over 100 comments in a short period, they just sort of disappear. Good ol' disqus.

Unless it's being served at a restaurant I trust, I never order it as it's always way too overcooked.

This guy is Haldeman?

And a similar joke is now showing up on facebook.

What about huevos rancheroos?
It's eggs cooked in a tangy ranch sauce. And made to sound Australian, for some reason.

Any beer but mine.

It works best as a conditioner after you've already had 3 as a beer.

This might be the best pee joke yet.