EDIT: wrong post!

3 beers over a 6 hour period.
I was driving, and also I'm done with overdoing it on New Years. I wanted 2017 to start off productively.

FOOD THREAD
How was everyone's holidays? Should we measure our weight gain by percentage, or should we just add a zero after the original number?

I think one of the aspects of There's Something About Mary that really worked was the integration of the music interludes into the final scene, with Jonathan Richman getting shot.

You don't want to see a quickfire with who can wash their hands for the longest amount of time?

Delicious raw food.

You don't make it to flavor town by playing it safe.

I don't think there's a correlation between precious and diabetes.

Vader's one word poetry is nothing short of genius.

Instead of a spoiler space page, the AV Club should add a "fuck off, the review was accurate" link in their reviews after a month.

Last year I got to eat at his restaurant in San Diego. It was very well done. It didn't stand out as amazing, but it was moderately priced, with great tasting food and a great cocktail list.
The daily menu lists the cooks that are working. It said he was there, but I was sitting at the counter facing the kitchen and…

Fuck Ticketmaster right in the…

You've never tried to shotgun a coffee?

Oh, i didn't see that until now either. So they really do look like mittens without the added drawing.

I thought it was meatspin. Though it's been 10 years since I've dared look for it, so I might be wrong.

Yeah, grains would probably go better than salad, as it's more filling. Good call.

Is the twist that the person that broke in was actually living there the whole time?

What is your traditional christmas meal like? My family basically does a second thanksgiving. Traditional vegetarian sides could work, being roasted/deep-fried brussels sprouts, mashed potatoes, mashed other root vegetable, some sort of gratin. Since there's going to be pork, maybe something with a sweetness, so like…

"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."

The first time I ever made chili, I used one of those chili spice packets, but also spiced the thing regularly. It tasted solely of cumin and salt.