He would go home alone, crying into his heaps of Gulliver's Travels money

"I can't wait to sell out." -Tyler, The Creator

There's a part in this movie where Rutger Hauer shoots a dude's dick off with a shotgun and it's fucking awesome. Up yours.

Bring on CALENDAR MAN

according to my compatriot via twitter:
"This album would have been a classic 6 years ago"

I'll suck your dick. I'll suck your fucking dick.

Hey asshole
We strictly play 80's Joel, so take your skank hooker wife and get the fuck out of here

Asher Roth
Honestly not too bad. I hated him when I heard "I Love College" but I checked out his Seared Foie Gras mixtape solely based on a recommendation and I really enjoyed it.

This is my favorite line in the history of cinema but I always get weird looks when I quote it.

I can't wait
for the film adaptation accounting the travails of the cast and crew as they try to put on this Broadway epic

My favorite is the "alligator fuckhouse"

The best 50 Cent tweet
http://twitter.com/#!/50cen…

Well I liked it!
I don't know about you guys!

Lindsey Buckingham
Aw, Lindsey. It looks like we ran out of time for you again.

Chris Collingsworth
Can eat shit

Dr. Publisher is a sham! He never even went to medical school.

I heard Turbo Man is gonna be there!
TURBO MAN HEEEEELP. USE YOUR TURBO DISSSSSCCCCCSSSSS

Really, microwave? That's how much time is left? Pizza?

I deducted points
For the stupid part where the Baby Bjorn couple gave the homeless woman money

Superbad
Collection of great old funk music and an original funk score, featuring the likes of Bootsy and Catfish Collins