Dear Veronica Mars email address
Please show us Kristen Bell's titties

John Cena's classic action vehicle "The Marine"

The main characters sit down to have a melodramatic conversation with him about life & death and he just sits there with this sadsack goddamn look on his face and the broken noose around his neck.

Final Destination shoutout
That new 3D one was hilarious. The scene where Bubba tries to hang himself is comedy gold

Lady Gaga has a penis!

"Pornstar BabyKiller"
Coincidentally, that's my death metal band's first album!

Crooked I
New West? Dude has gotta be like 40 by now

Pretty sure the city college's dean said that Dean Pelton's first name was Craig in this episode. Or maybe I am just drunk. Usually the latter!

Yo if you motherfuckers didn't like It Was Written then you're straight foolish

did happened

I think he was doing one of those 'joke' things

That was Neil Patrick Harris.

Wait I think I did that joke wrong

I like fucking children for money

"…and that's when I realized, about ten minutes in, that I AIN'T SEEN NO REAL SEX YET!" - Method Man

Truxton Spangler has the best Christopher Walken impression I've ever heard

Ms. Eye Bleed
It was weird for you to follow up a sentence about Dania Ramirez's vagina with that nickname

Human Giant is boss

Miles Davis was also fucking Oksana Grigorieva!

Saw VIII
The MUSIC Comes Alive!