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More insane 30 years ago, per the murder rate.

This is a, whaddyacallit…false dilemma.

Luke finds happiness in efficiency, order, and common sense. And fishing. And…solitude.

Lorelei Gilmore, an arrested adolescent? You don't say.

Right, but then it's just a badly written, kinda annoying character. The MPDG by definition enhances the protagonist.

This is a great tribute, and I hate to say one random thing jumped out at me: a rein/reign error. As a society, we're at about 99% incorrect use of "reign" these days, and I fear we may lose the correct use completely.

Well he don't say a word and he's six foot ten with no shoes on
He's dutiful and he's my man

As Michel might say, he is very interested in doing his job, which is the management of an inn and not playing board games with children.

This seems as good a place as any to mention that while Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is merely okay, Sean Gunn having a bigger part is a marvelous delight.

At least you got the right answer out of the way first.

Jordana Spiro can do so much better, as shown by her work in uh… (squints at paper) The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

A BIG burger is for a BIG dude with a BIG mouth like me!

The main health problem with chili is the beef—which should be the bulk of the dish, but that's another discussion. The main eating problem with chili is digestive.

Whose request?

> Families with similar battles have my sympathy.

And she told me, "Christ almighty dad, why do we have to eat out three times a fucking week? You lazy prick."

Can't be arsed to cook. Too good for takeout. Too good for Chili's.

Even if you think you DON'T need professional help, see a doctor anyway if you're coming off moderate to heavy daily drinking. Better safe than sorry.

The moral onus, yes. But the strangers clearly having failed that, the question becomes, should you have expected otherwise, and is it really worth responding to.