I have this crazy idea—either don't pour your entire life out there for public consumption*, or just roll with it when the inevitable flood of good and bad responses come in. Don't take them to heart OR angrily retort—just recognize that you will never attain 100% non-shitty opinions on any topic on the internet. You…

One accidental death is not really comparable to 20 intentional ones, at least when it comes to whether people want to carry on with their plans.

No politics here, folks—just an entire weekend of coverage sponsored by the US Department of Defense!

> one that goes all the way back to the granddaddy of the genre, It Happened One Night. Basically, the lovers-to-be spend most of their screen time together annoying the living hell out of each other, before realizing, somewhere in the final stretch, “Oh crap, we actually love each other, don’t we?”

I have no strong feelings about Patton Oswalt's personal life, other than that I hear too much about it.

On the other hand, yes it was.

Not only is it difficult, it's tremendously important and unique, these shows have told me over and over and over again.

You know how people (rightly) complain that there seems to be room for about 10,000 forgettable white guys in show biz? They're talking about guys like Clark Duke and Jake Lacy.

Yeah, I think it's hard to get fully into Edgar Wright if you didn't fall for him as a teenager and aren't just dazzled by the cinematic bag o' tricks.

Did you read that interview with Nanjiani here a year or two ago where he came off as an unrepentant "But everybody loves me anyway!" douchebag? Yeah.

I'm gonna blow your mind: movies can be light, straightforward, all-ages fun and also be original and fresh.

Illumination exists entirely to make some of that sweet kids-market dough at as cheap a cost as possible. However forgettable or bad their movies are, you should never be surprised.

Hey folks, have you heard about this movie The Big Sick? It's a delightful twist on the traditional rom-com and blah blah blah

When it's ground up, it's ALL become surface area, relative to the air and every handling surface—especially the grinder and grinding plates.

I actually like burgers of any size/thickness medium or past now, because tepid pink ground beef doesn't taste like much, and it's a textural disaster.

(extremely Ben Wyatt voice) Are you sure you did?

It was ~unique and uncompromising~ and it garnered the ~crazy amazing love~ of a few hundred thousand people, like a huge graveyard of forgettable shows I can't name.

Leilani Kai, Judy Martin, Trish Stratus, Beth Phoenix, Alexa Bliss…

There is no one else but LTF whom I would trust to review this.

I'm really sick of hearing about this movie.