Smuggler Babies, we'll make our schemes come true…

No.

It would probably be okay if we just avoided everything about that potential comment section—the edgy assholes, the amateur psychologists, the tear-stained love letters, the weird Leia-mourning, all of it.

I don't think the information about there being multiple drugs of abuse on her toxicology screen came out until today.

You can always tell the real, untouchable, "HOW DARE U" darlings on AVC by measuring the degree/amount of umbrage taken in comments compared to the degree/amount of sarcastic or critical remarks in an article. Here, it's "lots and lots" vs "mild and 1".

Don't lose yourself in the part.

Your idle supposition is basically impossible to "prove wrong," but okay.

And here I thought all movie scores had been signed over to Michael Giacchino and the composing slaves he keeps locked in his dungeon.

Have you ever seen these people, with the joie de vivre? What's the deal with that?

Approximately when it becomes so wide you can't get around it.

As Nelson Muntz once said, "Ah! Le mot juste!"

I'll freely admit that I have very little around from the Pig era, and similarly my collection dies after Brent did.

Jesus, that's something Rufus Wainwright actually did? I'm retching a little just thinking about it.

Chesterfields are Exceptionally Mild! Try just one pack and we think your throat will agree!

I've seen probably 3 dozen episodes in reruns 5+ years ago, but they were in one ear and out the other, like most procedurals. I do remember the show's framework—flashbacks, period music, episodes devoted to one musical artist. And the victim would wave to her or something at the end?

Van Morrison is amazing. People trying to do Van Morrison often descend into Napa Valley muzak, which I assume this whole project is, being that the tour starts in Napa Valley.

Ha, Cold Case seems like a slightly obscure thing to parody.

Okay, but: tacos de lengua. Mmmm.

So is it lightly seasoned, or is it more seasoned than a hamburger?

Proto Man! His opinions are partially formed! Proto Man! He might evolve into something more interesting!