Taxonomic terms, sure, of course they are. But I think Col. was alluding to "pure" game shows—Price, Wheel, Match, Hollywood Squares, etc—being a mind-numbing guilty pleasure, which nobody ever accused Jeopardy of. Thus the distinction.

Quiz shows are distinct from game shows, right? Because there's Jeopardy, and if you go by lifetime hours devoted, likelihood of not missing episodes, watching them near their airdate, etc, it's probably my favorite show of all time. (And I stand by each of those hours.)

From what I've seen of The Goldbergs, the show exists to determine just how loud Jeff Garlin can shout his lines.

That would be fine. The show already held on too long.

Well, that was fast: Turns out frequent "Live! With Kelly" guest host Anderson Cooper was just released from prison

Adrenaline is the only high you need, man!

Oh, here I thought it was due to being mostly unfunny and strangely offputting.

Also an unaddressed listenability problem!

The previous comment does not meet my standards, but I can't delete it due to the Amazon S3 outage.

It's a Saturday.

New! From the fine folks who brought you the original Eye, it's Side-Eye! Great for the disgust you're feeling RIGHT NOW!

Huh. Is it still going to be a show targeted at 7 year olds?

Well, that was fast: Turns out SXSW managing director Roland Swenson was just released from prison

Well, that was fast: Turns out Jenny Nicholson was just released from prison

Good lord. I had a *total* of five college roommates, I think. Maybe six.

Don't be silly. I'm driving on crack.

In fact the setting for large parts of the TNG pilot—and in turn, the finale—is a freakish kangaroo court from the "post-nuclear" era. Q dresses as the judge, complete with bizarre headpiece.

I've seen women who were equally avid participants in the douchebag showoff kind of vaping, but then again, OKC feels like Vapetown USA sometimes.

It's not really a word but eh. Inconspicuous. There we go.

Also, vaping is dumb, but I do owe endless thanks to vapers for making it less suspicious than ever to exhale a huge cloud from a moving car with nothing in your hand. And for vape pens being totally unsuspicious to use in public, no matter what's in them.