Well, that was fast: Turns out researchers at San Diego State University were just released from prison

At IHOP, they bring you a hoddle of coffee. More coffee than any one human could possibly need. So you start drinking the coffee, and you get more and more wired until the waitress comes around, and you scream GIMME SOME GODDAMN PANCAKES!

Ry gets a pass because of Ry Cooder.

Am I the only one whose high school class didn't really have "mean kids"? In the sense of an acknowledged pack of royalty who would inflict cruelty on everyone else. My social discomfort was usually caused by the people l hung around with.

I…haven't seen a single trailer for this.

One, perhaps two of those are "fantastic." Cricket and the McPoyles are by far the worst.

Ah yes, recurring characters, by far the thing Always Sunny is worst at.

Well, that was fast: "SNL" cast member Bobby Moynihan was just released from prison

I hope the same, but the Dylann Roof case (among others) doesn't really seem to have done that.

Peak backhanded, complaint-filled compliment achieved!

I like IPAs, but we've been teetering dangerously close to IPA becoming synonymous with craft beer for awhile. Example: One of my favorite locals here in OKC is Coop's Native Amber, a nice malt-forward, mid-hops amber ale which has recently been retitled a "red IPA" for no apparent reason other than it's recognizable.

Take a stand, under the condition that you'll probably be blackballed if you take too much of one.

A related fact does not automatically disarm your joke. I mean, unless it just wasn't very good.

Well sir, here in Oklahoma we have a lot of people living in loveless second marriages!

In point of fact, no chasers were known to have died while chasing until 2013—and when that happened, it was a genuine soul-searching moment for a lot of people in the industry.

Heart surgery, so probably not.

The truck was made of lead.

A TENT? How hard is it to find a banquet room in Los Angeles, of all places?

That's not how I heard it on the local news here in Oklahoma (which, to be fair, is often wrong). They programmed manual coordinates to make the map look that way.

Possibly because "glarus" sounds like a bodily discharge.