Next you're going to tell me I can make my own burritos or quesadillas at home instead of going to Taco Bell. Ha!

Oh, those poor franchisees. Why does McDonald's have to make life difficult for America's Small Businesses? Don't they know that The Government is already killing them with all the taxes and regulations?!

There were previews under those covers?

I thought Karnak was dead. But I guess stuff changes in the Marvel U post-Secret Wars, so whatever.

[Eats toilet, vomits]

Great point; especially after (maybe spoilers if you're not caught up to Secret Wars or for some reason haven't read all of Hickman's Avengers run), he's a total prick who has contributed greatly to a horrible situation that imperils humanity. That said, it's totally keeping with the Iron Man character since Civil War…

I've always found it ironic that it took the movies for Iron Man to become truly popular. His hook was always one of my favorites in comics, especially when I was a kid. Wealthy, brilliant, unlimited resources — Batman without the darkness or the familial baggage. Writers over the years had to concoct Tony Starks…

It's why his Daredevil run was good: Matt Murdock is the perfect type of "superhero" character for him to write. He and his world are "grounded" (I tire of hearing that word, but it's apt) and lots of talky-talk works well for a lawyer and his cast of Hell's Kitchen neighborhood pals.

[Recoils in horror]

[Doom S.W.A.T.s PewDiePie's home address]

"Spinning out of control" is a very good way to explain what happens to some Bendis series. I felt All-New X-Men was that way, too. Started off with a great hook (the original X-Men travel to the future!) that was interesting for a few issues, then quickly devolved into a whole lot of confusing or convoluted plot…

"Asked for comment, the Bang Brothers took a somber and respectful tone. 'Hugh Hefner is an icon. He paved the way for us,' said Bobby Bang. 'It's absolutely a sad but foreseeable day,' added Brother Billy. 'Playboy will always be an icon, but sometimes the world just passes you by.'

"What's a playboy and who is Hugh Hefner?"
-Every male under 20

"It was one thing when I was having adventures with Them over There, but now they're here sending MY country straight to hell!"

I don't follow closely anymore either, but the litte bit I remember is that he more or less voluntarily left the business so he could pursue his own ventures. My speculation is that he doesn't want to live in daddy's shadow or inherit the business the way Vince did. But who knows?

Is it like that stupid booklet Trader Joe's mails out?

Give Shane-O-Mac props. He's simultaneously insane (Titantron dive) and sane (gave up being on WWE TV, and doesn't want to run the company like Steph). Steph became a "star" on the program in her early-20s. Then got a boob job. Then Linda ran for US senate. And Vince loved bodybuilding and steroids… as a 60-some year…

Just use "defame" and you're always covered on both fronts, written and spoken.
(HA! Fuck you mom and dad! Those 3 years of law school weren't a waste after all!! Said the law school grad commenting on a pop culture website on a Friday night. Sigh.)

Yeah, we better be careful or we'll be joining the Kiss My Ass Club.

This is a sad day for BuzzFeed and other aggregators everywhere. I hope they figure out a way to stay afloat.