Racist caricatures AND same-sex marriage! Hits multiple demos! Kid, you got a future in this town! Got an agent? Here's my card!

Hunter might not, but his wife, the Billion Dollar Princess would. They sure are manipulative, those McMahons!

Well, if you count those little Ritz mini-cracker cheese sandwiches that I pathetically eat like cute little sandwiches, then it's kind of true…
No, you're right, it's not the same.

My favorite part about this Back to the Future II date thing is that we will never have to see or hear another one of these stupid Back to the Future II predictions versus reality discussions, or bullshit fake "today is the day Marty McFly went to the future" click-bait articles again…
Shit. I totally fell for it. A.V.…

Depositions should be reliable, though, what with Wonder Woman's lasso of truth.

That opening paragraph makes me want to get high and watch this.
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Aw, who am I kidding? I just want to get high.

Hacky, on-the-nose jokes like that will Neverland you a job around here.

"… there’s a stench of misogyny to the scenario, which equates the advances of beautiful women to grave danger. The script… goes out of its way to position Evan as a victim of his own impulses."

MOO!

I feel the same about this as I did the Social Network when it came out; biopic about an uber-successful, wealthy tech icon kinda turns me off. I'm not big into the Silicon Valley cult of personality nonsense. I've never understood the hero-worship of Steve Jobs (and others like him). However, I realize the talent…

More like good fap, and goodnight, amirite!?

The movie fan in me wants this to be as awesome as the tidbits we've seen indicate it could be. The bitter "old man" in me (I'm 30ish) wants the kiddies to suffer the way I did when Phantom Menace came out and dashed my excitement and dreams on the rocks in 1999.

"It doesn't matter… none of this matters."
My favorite Carl quote of all time, and nicely sums up the show. It was damn hilarious much of the time, even if it was a bunch of nonsense.

The irony here is I was really not trying to evoke the Spike Lee/George Zimmerman address tweet joke/meme (right after posting the parallel dawned on me too late). I really was just flippantly referencing the Josh Trank F4 angry tweet about Fox's meddling. I don't actually think American Ultra will be bad (let alone…

*Max Landis tweets message disavowing responsibility for American Ultra*

Serious comment: I think the obvious answer is that the TV ratings model is dying and that's what's really got these execs befuddled and frightened. A show like Rectify, on a relatively obscure "deep" cable channel (for non-cinephiles, i.e., The Masses) will have a tough start by virtue of its platform. It will take…

Showtime: HBO's Kid Brother With An Inferiority Complex

Literally stupid.

You must have crushed the SAT verbal section.

Isn't failing to meet the lowest common denominator its own sort of special accomplishment?