… and that's because it's The Golden Age of Being Able to Ignore the Fact that 98% of What's On Your Cable Guide On Any Given Day is Completely Unwatchable Because There's So Much Good TV to be Found!

I saw that meatball lobbed over the plate and knew it had already been crushed to deep center.

… patiently waiting for the store to reopen so they could properly pay for their goods (right after a horrific biker shootout).

GTA IV is shit from a story standpoint. The engine/gameplay… meh. It was the clunky attempt at next-gen between the 3.5s (Vice City/San Andreas) and GTA V. I personally preferred GTA San Andreas over Vice City, but to each their own.

RhiNoooooooooooooo!!!!
(sorry)

The Rock: What grade did you give 'San Andreas?'
Ignatiy: I gave it a se-
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GRADE YOU GAVE IT, JABRONI! GO SEE THE ROCK'S NEW MOVIE NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLE THE REVIEWS OR HE'LL LAYETH THE SMACKDOWN ON ALL YOUR CANDYASSES!
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(Seriously guys, please go see it. I need a tentpole franchise all my…

Damn, Dawg.

Let the sunshine in… biatch!!!

"Format: Hour-long historical hippie cop-drama"
Why you gotta try and put a label on it?!

I didn't think you were being sexist, and I forgot to say that in discussing *how* feminist the movie is (which is really the interesting part of all of this) that I absolutely agree with you that memes are generally dumb and don't deserve too much analysis, including these ones. However, memes that at least speak to…

I'm sympathetic to your position insofar as it's debatable how much of Mad Max: Fury Road should be interpreted as pro-feminist messaging. I've tried to be even-handed in my view of it while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism.

No, you're technically correct. I do actually know the difference, but I find that some people don't or it doesn't really make a difference when you use one or the other in the vernacular. Perhaps it's just me or the region I live in, but I've always heard people use "second cousin" for either situation and almost…

So did HBO decide to give us a Bronn's wits & Tyenne's tits (heh) moment as a palette-cleanser / distraction from last week's awful ending? If so, mission accomplished! (Sort of. God the Sansa-Ramsey story is almost too much to bear.)

I would have rioted (in my apartment by myself) had Bronn died. I really hope Bronn and Tyene/the Sand Snakes have more substantial moments together. The greatest odd-couple pairing on the show! Make it happen! (Oh, and thank you HBO CEO of Tits for the contribution to tonight's episode.)

I remember this one. These people, especially the politicians, really are the worst.

^^ Regarding cognitive dissonance, precisely. Frankly, I've never confronted her about it, and I don't care to because I don't really see an upside. I think I'm one of the few people in the world, extended family included, who knows the story because the daughter (my 2nd cousin) told me a few years ago. I'm more like…

What?! That NEVER happens!

I would say that the AV Club should be embarrassed that they assigned someone to review this, but all those delicious, ironic hate-clicks…
*Looks in mirror, punches self in face*

I'm not your buddy, pay!

Wait, you're telling me those first 7 movies I watched WEREN'T gay porn? Then why do I have this massive erection?!