Christ, this fucking show. GRRM has allowed the show to shit on half the plots in his books, and the show is now, unfortunately not metaphorically, but literally, raping one of the best-developed central characters. Somebody talk me down from the ledge. I'm close to quitting the show and hoping that this all gets…

He smuggled them out by wearing them as scarves, didn't he?

January Jones in a movie… The joke writes itself.

Season 3 was laden with misfire after misfire. It had some good moments and a few characters received some solid development (I liked the resurrection of Diggle and Layla's marriage — glad the "kill Diggle" rumors were untrue… for now.) But on balance… man, it was just BLOATED. I think the real problem is the (too)…

FURYGATE

A person running an online commenting gimmick account that is a parody mashup of another gimmick account and a peculiar character from a movie imitates another account that blurs the line between gimmick and reality that has become something between urban legend and ubiquitous community reference… Inception was easier…

No, just a Mogwai. You're not? Because I was going to compliment you on your typing given those small fingers.

…oh fuck it I'm so psyched!
*Giant flame-shooting guitar!*

I literally said the same thing. I guess my thoughts aren't as original as I thought.
*sad trombone*

Well you have to find it first. Good luck with THAT.

Party pooper.

I thought that only happened when someone dumped water on you…

A-?! That's like an A.A. Dowd A+++! Wow!

If Salvation put the franchise in a coma, this will pull the plug. So long, Terminator.

A-Fucking-Men.

*ahem* FLAT CIRCLE FLAT CIRCLE FLAT CIRCLE FLAT CIRCLE! There. Is it out of our systems, now? We can move on.
(See, it just happens over and over again…)

… when he tries. Which I'm not sure he has for at least 10 years.

"Needs more gritty; amateurs." -David Goyer

This is the best A.V. Club comment thread I've read all day.

… except for the fact that this is 2015. Unless DC is traveling by wagon train like this is The Oregon Trail, then I'm pretty sure they could have been in NYC one day, and in Burbank the next with little to no hiccups in production. Writers, artists, and editors communicate electronically all the time. Hardly any of…