I'm guessing they'll do Azarello and Chiang's WW in omnibus form which I will definitely be purchasing.

Fair enough. Johns hasn't really done any interesting work on JL or Superman since Green Lantern ended, so can't totally disagree with you there. Snyder… he's still got a lot of energy and creativity in him, so he at least spins interesting yarns. He actually writes great one- or two-issue stories. (His last few…

Not a big fan of Runaways. I know a lot of people love it to no end. Don't think it's bad, just not as fun as some people do.

I can't disagree with your criticisms. I haven't been "in love" with Saga since the first arc. I don't think it's a bad book, per se. But I also don't totally understand the cultishness that surrounds the book either. I do think it's cool if it's bringing in new readers to comics, diversity is good and all that. But…

So many bad/mediocre writing-art teams and a lot of unknowns, to the point that I'm just going to sit the whole thing out and collect the back issues I really want for a buck a pop and/or read it all in trade. Also, the core series is written by Scott Lobdell, so I just can't bring myself to read it. I have no doubt…

[Throws Patton Oswalt onto the pile for good measure]

*Calls uselessbeauty's agent to make him host of the new Colbert Report*

Spoken like an anonymous commenter on the internet! I like your style, kid. You're going places!

"Stawp right theh, criminal scum! I'm gonna put a fahkin' beatdown on ya! Break the law in my town? Fahk that shit! I bettah not see you queeahs 'round Bawston again!"

Tom Cruise doesn't have to compensate for anything! He is a saint! Or whatever passes for that in scientology!

KFC: It's Not Undignified If You Don't Have Any!

Chocolate weed!

Or tear away the carton bit by bit and just eat it like an ice cream cone. Not that I've ever done that or anything because I'm totally not pathetic.
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*runs from room sobbing uncontrollably*

Holy shit, I thought you concocted the ultimate fake Oscar-bait movie, but then I IMDB'd it and it's true! It's called The Danish Girl, scheduled for release in 2016. Assuming it's released during award season, at least we don't have to see/think about it for another year and a half. I can't wait until it defeats a…

Don't worry, I'll go get the shartbuster armor and take care of this mess!

My guess is DC will try to make Suicide Squad their version of Guardians of the Galaxy, which would be a decent idea if it weren't for the fact that David Goyer has his fingers all over the
DC movie line and still thinks it's the 1980s or 90s and everything has to be dark and keuwl at the expense of things like…

It also had the "Marvel" name, which means a lot more than "DC" where movies are concerned right now.

I mean, Iron Man 4 is probably getting made, so I think you're right…

… but there is the obligatory Hemsworth brother. I'm pretty sure Hollywood has decided that's a new requirement, sort of like Kevin Hart.

If this is super-meta marketing for a new Star Trek movie I'm going to be so mad.