Aw, what Dawes he know anyway?

billmoyers.com is a great news site, one of the few I visit every day.

Sounds like a CIA false flag op to me.

He can have 'em.

The great thing about the Daily Show is that there are several women and/or persons of color to choose from if they have the courage to pick one of their past or present correspondents. I think any of them could be strong hosts.
- Jessica Williams
- Asif Mandvi
- Wyatt Cenac
- Samantha Bee

*Takes offense to beema's comment, plots long-game revenge wherein will not only ruin beema's life, but also become most powerful person in world through series of not at all unbelievable and improbable turns of events*

What a fucking crackpot! The Eagles are shit.

Do you practice law? I'd like to know so I NEVER hire you as my attorney…

All true. Unfortunately, I was talking out of my ass from a place of total ignorance for lack of any facts or relevant information (other than what I grew up being told about Democrats and Republicans by my right-wing family), let alone the capacity to contextualize, process, or comprehend such. AND THAT HAS TOTALLY…

We'll be right back on "Uncomfortable and Shameful Personal Admissions!" Up next, we'll speak with PenIs Mightier, who admits to arguing, at the age of 17 in Civics class, that Al Gore was an imbecile and George W. Bush deserved to be elected president!

*God places hand on chin, strokes beard thoughtfully for 3-4 seconds*
"I'm going to make a special exception here; WeeksAndWeeks is pardoned for his offense and consignment to hell hereby overturned!"

Oh yeah? Well my Uncle Hector helped run a south-of-the-border drug operation! Granted, he ended up paralyzed in a wheelchair with only the use of a single finger with which he rings a bell to communicate, but even then, he still helped my cousin Tuco run a successful meth enterprise. Let's see your step-aunt do that!

*Holding… breath… for Zatanna in fishnets*
Yes, definitely holding "breath…"

This summer, Russell Crowe is…
[OLD, WHITE, MALE] GRUMBLE-PUNCHER!

*Tapes broken glass to knuckles*

The thought of Zombie Sean O'Neal standing at the bottom of a river in cement shoes in perpetuity is a depressing thought. A world where an Entourage movie exists, even more so.

*Eyes closed, hyperventilating & shuddering violently*

Lotta bros gonna bro out so hard on this; the rest of us, we must have been really naughty this year for this trailer to be released right before Christmas.

I got an Entourage notification for this?! Wait, why am I getting Entourage notifications? Oh god, what have I done…?

This miracle is truly what the season is all about.