"I know now why you cry… this movie is going to be terrible!"

I'm sorry, but you've come to the wrong website, Mr. Positive.

Fuck you, I'm eatin'!

I watched the first episode because I'm a masochist. As bad as advertised.

You were wrong because you forgot that stupid American viewers of shitty network TV lap up disgusting shit like 'Stalker' because it's the same sort of Horror-Fear they love watching on all those terrible "true crime" expose shows like 20/20 and whatever. Women getting stalked, women getting raped, women getting…

If that's the case, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised then. Hope you like it. I personally really want this show to succeed.

I understand your skepticism, but I'd read and seen enough footage in advance to know that they were actually tracking the origin pretty faithfully. For that we should all be thankful.

Count me as one happy Fanboy. I'm not such a mark for all things comics that I'll altogether forgive mediocrity or badness, but for what the recent cascade of comics adapted TV shows are doing (SHIELD, Arrow, Flash, Gotham, Constantine) and considering the medium in which they're working (network TV), I think they are…

*Sends butler out to sidewalk to clean up the mess, locks door so now filthy butler can't come back inside, watches as he is devoured by hounds, must now replace him*

Archer fan fiction Saturday!

I just checked his blog and it seems you are correct, Sir. I stand corrected. I suppose I should not always jump to the conclusion that DC editorial is ALWAYS to blame for shitty things happening at DC. Given the last 3 years or so of stories about unhappy creators and overbearing editors, it's hard not to assume the…

Hey, at least they fixed their mistake by giving him a super-kuwl name: Arsenal!

Lazarus owns so hard. I feel bad for anyone not reading it.

Andreyko's okay, but his Batwoman has been middling at best. You can tell he totally bent to DC editorial's dictates as to how the character should be written—i.e., boring and generic. I don't blame Rucka and later J.H. Williams III for walking away. They don't need DC editorial's bullshit.

Jeff Lemire has been relegated to 'Justice League United' and one of the co-writers on the execrable 'New 52: Future's End' weekly book. DC stupidly cancelled his awesome Green Arrow run (with great art by Andrea Sorrentino) in favor of the writers of the TV show and middling, generic DC artists de jour. Anyway, I…

I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "shmancelled."

I don't blame him. Why would he want to leave his current gig to become the laughable host of a farcical "news program" where the guests say stupid things and make asses of themselves?

Thanks, Partner. It's almost as though in my darkest moments, you're a disembodied voice there to guide me through the treacherous landscape of my psyche — which is basically a skyscraper full of murderous terrorists.

Coincidentally, Adam Sandler already made a movie about hell (Little Nicky). It included a scene where Hitler gets a pineapple shoved up his ass. That's all I remember.

Unfortunately he already told the studio he's not available to star. Looks like it's back to the David Spade comedy well…