*Looks down at genitals*
Yep, that about covers it.

Oooh… are they gonna do the song with all the dirty words about the sex? I love that one.

This series is really good if you watch it live. It's really about the experience and the atmosphere.

Barely audible: you'regoingtotellmeiftherewillbeanotherseasonof24…
I SAID WILL THERE BE ANOTHER SEASON OF 24! IT SEEMS SO! WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE THE SERIES ON A DOWNER ENDING LIKE THAT CAN WE!
ifyoudon'twanttospendtherestofyouradmittedlyshortlifeingitmoyoushouldtellme…

Man, he and Patrick Stewart killed it in that Chip N' Dales sketch.

Yes, your delicious, supple, brain. Mmm…
… Sorry, blacked out there for a second. What was I saying?

Yes, your delicious, supple, brain. Mmm…
… Sorry, blacked out there for a second. What was I saying?

Yes, your delicious, supple, brain. Mmm…
… Sorry, blacked out there for a second. What was I saying?

SNL parody Sportscenter anchor parody starring Ray Romano several years back (yeah, I know): "Break out the checkbook, pay Grandma for a rubdown!"

*Sharts*
"Hey, can you pass me one'a them napkins…"

"Make a run… for the crapper!"

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If they want to be people, I say we put the "death penalty" on the table for corporations. That should make a few assholes' assholes pucker in boardrooms across America.

Agreed. Not trying to poo-poo the talent on those new titles. I'm skeptical as to whether DC editorial will allow them to work. Hopefully Mark Doyle as Bat-books editor will be the guy to let that happen.

Yeah, and paradoxically the writers are on record saying they want to bring him back to the pre-New 52 "liberal crusader" Oliver Queen. Which isn't necessarily bad, but sort of sends mixed messages with the artistic shift back from Sorrentino's great art.

Two different books in tone and art style. Depends on what you want out of your superhero title, but if you have an open mind, you'll probably like both.

I HATE the argument that she can't be done correctly on screen. It's such a transparently sexist, unimaginative line of thinking. Which pretty much sums up big budget movie-making in Hollywood.

Sadly he's only writing, not drawing the new Batgirl. But it's good he's working on the title nonetheless.

Yeah, it does make sense that it would have to end at some point, and credit to DC editorial for allowing it to breathe. But as you say, brutal choice for a follow up. Couldn't be more different — in a bad way.

Batman has been very good, Wonder Woman great, the Jeff Lemire Green Arrow was excellent (the latter two are being cancelled and given to shittier creative teams — terrible choices, DC), Morrison's Action Comics was… interesting… and that's about it. The Batwoman title had beautiful J.H. Williams art, but DC…