My enthusiasm for this movie has really been squashed.

"Trebek, come closer… I need to tell you something… that actually IS… what your… mother… said… last night…"
[belly laughs maniacally, dies]
-PenIs Mightier

Joke's on you, Officer Carroll. He actually said, "fuck u."

*stands below with open pillowcase catching loose change raining down, scampers away with glee*

My favorite alternate timeline is the one where mutants and humans join hands, coexist in harmony, and live happily, ever after. The end.

"It's probably because you're a virgin. Loser."
-David Goyer

*breaks out in cold sweat, afraid to turn around and find Frank Miller feasting on the scent of his fear*

Funny, that's how mine usually end.

… of cock.

"Go fuck yourself, True Believer! Excelsior!"
(At least I wish that's what he had said.)

The pen isn't always mightier. :(

*sprays mysterious liquid from mouth*

A paucity of puns is making this thread flaccid.

That Nancy Trebek is the only exception that violates the rule, but otherwise, yes!

Indubitably!

All I have is a cheap knock-off, "The Astounding Pubis." Plotting is way hackier, but it's original in its own right.

So he's saying we're definitely getting a Lois Lane-Wonder Woman nude jello catfight? Oh, wait, Scott Lobdell wrote that story:
http://www.comicbookresourc…

Dong Draper

*rushes out to buy fourth meal*

MY DONG JUST IS