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That means there will definitely be a rape-y antihero named Duckman in the new Justice League. Because dark and angsty.

Step Up 2 Justice

Tap-tap-tapioca…

Hey everyone, get a load of the reasonable guy who doesn't rush to judgment over here! His opinions sure are the worst, eh?!

*sad walks away*

Definitely win a Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award for best superhero fight scene between two super-attractive movie stars.

I'm sorry, but he robot servants at the Fortress of Solitude don't satisfy the adult resident requirement for service.

Clear and convincing enough for me!

… because that's the only way he knows how to communicate from the bench.

But will there be notice?

Batman v Superman The Search For Punctuation

Yeah, plus I don't think Cube was on twitter at that time.

#2True2Dick

Six shots and a make-out scene!

The A.V. Club

Come to the PNW. You're detector will explode. Plenty of black-rimmed glasses, beanies, mustaches, and Macklemore-inspired Hitler Youth haircuts to go around.

The entire Pacific Northwest has been for decades, so yes.

They're just passive-aggressive and overly-privileged, which manifests as UNINTENTIONAL racism rather than overt, malicious bigotry.