Meh, the graduating class wasn't that large this year — or any other — because most of the students spend their time holed up in their dorms surfing the internet while making snarky comments and 'bating.

This is always something I point out to people. Its not just about the rape (which is a shitty, fridge story in itself), but all the aforementioned elements. I also think the whole sequence with Tim Drake's father getting murdered by Captain Boomerang is also asinine.

I have never watched a full reality show (seen individual episodes here and there), but I've decided I may just take the plunge with this execrable schadenfreude-fest. Mrs. Mightier loves these shows, so it won't be a hard sell.

Serious question: do we know if Ryan Gosling is smart? He might be a good actor, he may be a nice/cool guy, but I'm not sold that there's a lot going on upstairs.

Master Chief? More like Master Batesinhismomsbasementcuzhesagamerdork, amiright?!

I found the bossest stash of Betamax vids the other day. It was sick.

Alright, you betcha. Donchaknow.

haha… carpet bombings

Done and done! U-S-A! U-S-A!

You fraternize with people the U.S. indiscriminately deems terrorists without a hint of due process, you get what you have coming to you.

… and then the other guy said something about doing a second 9/11!

PHRASING

*inadvertently gets caught in zipper in mad rush to cram self back into trousers*

It's also where I caught crabs! :(

Now you're just fishing for upvotes.

I had a fancy robe. But it got stained… from stuff.

One day we will join her in the sun. And that's not the only place I'd join her, if you know what I mean! Eh?! Eh? Hmph.

Me neither — it's why I went to law school!

God may forgive, but I sure won't for that movie.

"Get off my plane… SHIT!"