Don't be so self-important.

Don't be so small-minded!

Would've been totally metacestual.

Alrighty-rooney!

Needs more angst.

I hope this opens rather than closes more doors for Solange's career.

I can't Brie-lieve it.

I'll understand if the A.V. Club commenters need to take the next week off. No, seriously, take all the time you need.

I dunno, a movie about prison-rape and shankings seems a little mature for a children's animated film. But I guess kids are growing up faster than ever these days.

More importantly, does the rug match her pubes? Or something.

That IS what your mother said last night…

"This is gonna be EPIC!"

This is scientific and binding.

Phrasing on that first part. Nice.

Crunch Bedlinen

Don't forget rape! It worked in Identity Crisis! Uh, right…?

They're a promotional partner.

Luke: "What's in the box?!"
John Doe: "Aren't you a Jedi? You should already know."

Editor: Yeah, some reviewers are saying they felt happy after reading the book. Please kill at least one character and add plenty of angst and darkness next issue, mmkay?
Writer: FML.

… but sadly, unsurprised.