Star Wars Episode VII: Give Into Your Feelings Of Hopelessness And Self-Loathing And Just See The Damn Movie Because You Know You Will Anyway

Don't forget gender appropriate toys — pink light-spatulas, -mops, and -makeup brushes for the young ladies!

… For More Money

Also, plenty of guns.

The A.V. Club

Han: Chewie, my I.B.S. is acting up again! Fix that air filtration system now! (C'mon baby, hold together.)

Star Wars Episode VII will be truncated to "SWE7," and will ultimately be pronounced "Sweven."
Tagline: "Seven ways to sell out, seven ways to make more money."

Star Wars Episode VII: Revenge of the Stiff

I think Southern Bastards is going to be awesome. It's basically Jason Aaron doing a 'Scalped' homage with rednecks instead of Native Americans — which is not an insult or to imply that it's derivative. Even if the same theme is there (outsider returns to his home after years away, upsets established criminal order…

Sheesh. You're like an ouroboros of sadness.

This was my first exposure to the "noir" genre, albeit as a child in watered-down movie for kids/families. I'll always love the genre tropes of hard-drinking, down on his luck P.I., the mysterious, treacherous dame, all shrouded in a larger, darker mystery about powerful men doing awful things. When I finally watched…

"Have a drink!"

It's the super-soft rap "feud" no one ever wanted to see! Hopefully it doesn't end in senseless violence — they both just had mani-pedis.

All green screen all the time or GTFO.

… or another ethnic minority?

"Lupita Nyong'o needs no more never nude nonsense. "

Will her career ever recover from this setback?

A light sabre really is so much less messy, right?

Hey, they have a black guy!

Hrrm.