But then they'd have to ruin his beautiful face!

By "died" I meant was canceled, twice. I don't think it ever substantially fell off in quality like The Simpsons.

The Simpsons died over a decade ago. And a part of me died. Then Futurama was the one. Then that died too. And a part of me died. And now I'm just a desiccated husk of a man.

Also staggering: if you assume that the show was only "good/great" through Season 11 or 12, then there is at least 13 years worth of mediocre to bad Simpsons. That means an entire generation of people went from kindergarten into college in a post-good Simpsons world! Insanity!

Or it's just a movie about an irradiated kid dying a slow, agonizing death.

Plus, those abs!

*Forms giant, throbbing green penis from sheer willpower*

Don't forget that David. S. Goyer wrote Man of Steel. He's at least 50 percent of the problem. (Yes, he co-wrote The Dark Knight movies, but the Nolan boys made it all palatable.)

Only if Grant Gustin is The Flash! … Um, on second thought…

DC Exec: "I think I saw at least one person crack a smile."
Producer: "We'll add a few more building collapses and horrific maimings."

"Oooh, I hope Ryan Reynolds is back as Green Lantern!" said no one ever!

Based purely on franchise track record and content alone, that's a very reasonable decision.

I was on the fence, but fairly or unfairly, the Singer accusations have pushed me over into "won't see" territory.
(This is the part where a gold-digger-cries-wolf conspiracy theorists scream that I'm playing right into his hands.)

Extrapolation from anecdote and confirmation bias are a hell of a drug.

I award you Topical Comment Of The Day!

… and victims abuse abusers! (Hmm. That wasn't quite as funny.)

AWK-ward…

Now now, I'm 'batin!

Why'd they have to go and make things so complicated?

Whoa, take it easy there, Smaug.