Bill & Ted's Hundred-Foot Bogus Journey

Who does Clobberella beat up?

"All 4 Love" by Color Me Badd sounds nothing like "Everything I Do".

What if Jesus had a gun?

Make your puppy happy
Keep your puppy happy
If he's a little chubby

Cat!!

I saw a preview for this last week. The first scene looked like it was going to be about Hispanic gangs, a pretty rare genre, so it caught my eye a little. Then supernatural stuff started happening and I thought "Crap, *another* horror film?" When the Paranormal Activity title came up I was in full-blown eye-rolling…

How do you know it was a 7-year-old? Maybe it was a midget.

Our team of intrepid teens attempt to contact Nelson Mandela, but only succeed in getting Hendrik Verwoerd.

Remember a few years back when you couldn't turn on your TV without seeing some sort of promotion for that Seinfeld abortion, "Bee Movie"? Nobody was happier to see it open than I was, because hey, no more ads!

And the episodes of The Price is Right with fur coats as prizes.

But what does Beverly Cleary think?

He is the HIGH COMMANDER!!

"City of God" and "Bus 174" = America in thirty years.

And also, you can grind up a couple of Vivarin and pour it in - instant Four Loko!

There already is a way of improving crap beer. Just pour vodka into it until it turns into ambrosia.

Agree. I hate all change *which isn't a definite improvement.*

Slate and Cracked too!

Slate and Cracked have just rolled out shitty new designs in the past couple of months too. Annoying as all fuck.

There's a Firefox add-on called Remove It Permanently (RIP) that can kill it. I don't know about IE, sorry.