I hate it.

After seeing this, don't anyone tell me that America is the freest country in the world.

Everything's funnier with a monkey.

Anybody wearing a Trinity costume this year?

Carp, hits, ckuf

The funniest bit for me was them driving the golf cart around the mini-golf course and wrecking everything they could, because hey, who hasn't wanted to do that?

We chased him for dickety-six miles!

"I'm that Shine guy."

Wasn't Number of the Beast much worse in that respect?

The Straight Dope forums are pretty much perfect, user interface-wise. They use vBulletin from the year 2000!

I find Slate's DoubleX section to be the most interesting part of the site (and I'm not even female).

The march "Blaze Away."

Just saw the movie and it's proof positive that not all cultures are worthy of being preserved.

Breakdancing is stil a thing? I thought it died in 1985.

Over The Rhine??

Everyone needs money. That's why they call it "money".

I fully expected that he would end up getting into a serious accident when driving drunk and kill Aimee/kill someone in another car/render himself a quadriplegic.

If Lars von Trier is involved, it won't be worth watching.

Sarcasm and hatefulness??

Did Corey Haim's ghost even bother to show up?