Clap some bracelets on this motherfucker.

I does what I likes and I likes what I do

It was my aim to be as ridiculous as possible with the nickname.  So I guess I won.

I've been watching the Ken Burns documentary The Civil War, and Freeman's voiceover skillz are used to great effect.  Very moving to hear the words of Frederick Douglass and the like in the Mo-Free voice.

Perfect Claudia post

There's a funny bit at the beginning when they show Warwick's video greeting for his website.  He's in front of a green screen with nothing projected on it, and he tells his idea of a great show biz anecdote, which is about the time he saw Mark Hamill in his underwear and was impressed by the size of his bulge.

Someone called a restaurant the Fat Duck?

Wait, am I to understand that people willingly pour fruit juice over cereal?  I admit that Honey Nut Cheerios with apple juice sounds pretty good.

Their interns all left to join the Occupy movement.

I lol'd.

Though nothing will top the banana peel slip from Arrested Development, this was a pretty good one.

I know! More Merchant!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they even had a scene together.

Penises are funny.

You're encouraging him by reporting on it, you know.

"I also liked how toothsome his encounter with the real Leap Day Williams was."

The Compliments Song and The Birthday Song are the same song with different lyrics.

always eating piiiiieeees

If he killed Mrs. Bates because he had papers to sell, then why on earth would he work so hard to keep the story OUT of the papers?

"You have very nice cheeeeekbones, now help me cosign this bank loan"