Shut it down!

Twizzlers must be aged two days before they are really good.

Maria Bamford is the BEST Comedian of Comedy!

Tall. Beets.

I didn't think "greaser" was a racial slur, just the name of the kids that weren't Socs in The Outsiders.

Zardoz, your friends are in for a mind-blowing experience. Don't listen to the haters. Come meditate with us on the second level.

Why Crash?
I'm just throwing this out there, but maybe in the few years since Crash was released, more and more people are watching pirated versions of films on the Internet. So now movies like The Dark Knight, Harry Potter etc. are being watched by the young and tech-savvy on their computer screen, while a few years…

Abbies Dad, it's a good thing you came to the AV Club, where there are never endless, circling discussions about a certain animated television series that may have suffered a decline in quality at a mysterious point in time.

It's just a weird angle. I wish I could see one of her ears so her face wouldn't look so lopsided. And I hate that pink lip gloss oh so much. Her mouth looks odd.

She's normally pretty, but that is the least flattering picture of her I have ever seen.

I admit it, I looked behind me.

I think this goes without saying, but I mean the original DTESS.

I'm gonna add The Day the Earth Stood Still and Forbidden Planet. Also, the obvious: Zardoz.

I think Patton Oswalt is funny. And hell yeah GhaleonQ about the Baminator. She's highlarious, and anyone who thinks she's just that chick who does the voices is so, so wrong. The Maria Bamford Show on YouTube is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. "I, Maria Bamford, am a horrible, creepy serial killer,…

Fuck you.

Being John Malkovitch
AND 2001: A Space Odyssey

She was the only part of Into the Wild I didn't like. Her performance was actually comical. I laughed out loud at her squinty, open-mouthed gaze from her trailer.

Isabella Rossellini
I had her twin sister as a teacher in a class about Italo Calvino. She's super attractive, just like Isabella, just without any work done.

Lou Reed. Berlin.

My Office lesbian crush is on Kelly, but Pam is great too. I just wish they would give her funny things to say.