One of my favorite moments from this episode was the shot of Pam on the floor reading the copier manual, her split-second glance into the camera as a pair of legs appear next to her, then Dwight kneeling down into the frame to offer his German skills.

Any Really Good Head Hunter
Will storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife.

Scotch and Splenda
Hilarious callback to the episode with the party at David Wallace's house.

That was, to borrow a phrase, just bonkers.

Ryan's blond hair
I can't wait to see Michael's copycat bleached hair.

That was the first of Miner's lines I've laughed at. His other funny line this episode was dubbing Stanley the "Productivity Czar"

Tracy's press conference
"I won't be brief."

I want to go to space Tracy Jordan style
I laughed so long after the Muppet-Jack song I missed the next three jokes. Priceless.

Spike Jones, the great artist, of "Der Fuehrer's Face"

In the opening scene, they built up way too much expectation for what Jenna and Tracy did to piss off the St. Paddy's Day Parade guy. Then all that happens is Jenna falls over and Tracy swears. Jack's "is nothing sacred?" line was hilarious, but the rest was lame, including the cartoonish Irish guy.

I thought Jim's face lighting up was him recognizing that Dwight's joke was epic and way funnier than anything Jim has said this season. Also, just seeing someone bitchslap Michael Scott would elicit that reaction from anyone.

KGB
Of course Dwight would have the funniest knock knock joke ever and then Jim would ruin it.

I didn't listen to the song. It would be like listening to myself.

Tarot cards?
Yeah, Bravo had to pull out the ol' tarot deck. I was sure one of them would ask who would be Top Chef. But Stefan asking about Jamie cracked me up.

Kline
Kline is king. He did a bangup job delivering that speech.

Hey
I want to see more Philip Hoffman.

Wouldn't one of Jason's strikes be Marie Antoinette? That makes I Heart Huckabees look like the fucking Godfather.