the Muppets belong!

That's where

Yeah, the only culture they usually have is agriculture!

Doh! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

He almost put us out of business!

At our age, we're overexposed if we go out without a hat! Dooh! Ho! Ho! Ho!

So do I! The only thing I enjoy more than roasting chestnuts is roasting that terrible comedian!

Why not?

I'd better go get my umbrella, then!

Stormy Weather?

???

Whether or not what?

The Muppets could drive a man to drink! Hoooo! Ho! Ho!

How's that?

I'd walk a THOUSAND extra miles to find a theater that isn't showing The Muppets!

That's what I'm afraid of!

Another Paul Williams reference! Got any more?

That's MONDAYS. You really are an Ordinary Fool! Oh! ho! Ho!

Why is that?

He must have surrendered to the inevitability!