You just answered your own question!
You just answered your own question!
Valerie and you could have had a happy life together, if only she could stomach YOU!
What's that?
Oh! Ho! Ho! ho! Ho! Ho!
I think so, but it's hard to tell after all the work she's had done!
No, I insist!
Yep! And you'll probably be the first to go!
That's alright, Statler- you've done everything else before everyone else!
What?
Because The Muppet Show is never On The Right Track!
Sure, but I could never have a conversation with him- every time I talked his lips moved!
So do I, but it was a little awkward working with her- her father and I had a falling out!
And we're most famous for playing characters who never were young!
Statler, turn on your brain!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STARTING OVER?!
WHAT ABOUT STARTING OVER?
How about Starting Over?
That's not true! They were both in the whole time!
Ohhhh! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Little grey cells!