I think "Can't Buy A Thrill" is definitely getting the short end of the stick here. It's not like their later work, but "Turn That Heartbeat Over Again" is devastating.

The AV Club should do a feature called "How The Fuck Did They Greenlight That" about really bad TV shows, and that should be your first article.

I can see how some people might not like it, because not much does happen, but Rowlf is my favorite muppet and I'm a sentimental son-of-a-bitch, so it's right up my alley.

Rowlf's rendition of "What A Wonderful World" almost makes me believe in God.

In all honesty, I bet someone actually does make a Stratego movie. Which is terrifying.

Guys, step back because I've got a gritty reboot of Perfection in the works. BECAUSE NOTHING IS PERFECT.

Looking back on it, JLS is straight trash. I keep it around for laughs, but it's a bunch of pictures with platitudes surrounding them. Watership Down was amazing (though the sequel was half-baked).

Everybody at my high school freshman year flipped over these books, but I thought they were super dull and couldn't get past chapter six. Considering I recall reading both "Watership Down" and "Jonathan Livingston Seagull" immediately afterwards, perhaps I just wasn't ready for books that didn't have talking animals.

Rex Ryan, Leighton Meester, and Ciara? Was the cast for this movie picked out of a hat?

He can become a background character pretty easily. I could see him fitting in a sort of assistant to Scooter or something. Or show up in a bunch of choruses at the very least.

Where the hell was Allie!?

Now Richie Furay can get Poco back together!

Excuse me, are you implying that "Mama's Family" was not a thinking person's show? I object. I thought of a lot of things while watching that show, like "Why the fuck am I not a screenwriter" and "How badly does it hurt your self-esteem that the only way you can get on TV is to play an old woman?".

There's only 16 years age difference between the two of them (I looked it up). Seems a little skeevy, but can't complain too much if it gets Lily Tomlin working.

Let's come up with a better TV show premise for "The Injustice Files".

DUCK

Muppets > Tim Tebow

The only thing is Junior Gorg's twice as intelligent as Bruce Vilanch.

AW SHIT WE GOT A COOL GUY IN HERE. give this dude some space!

Somebody's parents didn't let them go to Sesame Place as a child.