Never before tonight did I know I wanted that. Now it's all I can think about.

All valid criticisms. I enjoyed that it stayed true to who Charlie is - he's really just a child in an adult's body, with only one fantasy that he'd really want to see come true - the Waitress finally falls in love with him, and he finally has someone who loves him and won't let him get hurt like his mom seemed to.…

But then what happens? Munch was the obvious successor, but he's leaving too!

Butt Out is worth watching for Rob Reiner saying his name is Rita Poon alone.

If I'm remembering correctly, Dean Winters was undercover as the bodyguard of the scuzzy pimp played by Peter Jacobson (aka Taub from House), who was involved in an all-out war with 2 madames, one of whom was running some sort of sex trafficking operation from her organic farm.

I was bothered by it, as well. It's one thing to make fun of the guy's clothes or do another in a seemingly endless stream of innuendo-filled conversations that make him seem gay, but the man is in JAIL because of a misunderstanding, and you can't be bothered to pick him up, even after he did all your chores and made…

That was the weirdest part of Dennis's fantasy - he has a fantasy where his dick doesn't work anymore. But it led to him getting off in ways unimaginable through killing so I get it.

"I lost 16 puppies this week. Most of them to death."

OF COURSE Rex would be in Mac's version of heaven. After all, he's a quality lay.

"Remember feelings?"

Whoa, that's awesome. I didn't know that. Appreciate you sharing that.

I loved this episode. Charlie's fantasy at the end especially. This show has NEVER made me feel emotions like that before. I teared up at the end when the Waitress passed on. But the best part was, even in all the sweetness of cartoon Charlie, he still threw Dee in front of some bullets.

I think it also calls back to something Winston learned last season from Daisy - when he's not overthinking things and getting too nervous and flustered, he actually can be quite good with women. I thought it helped the story stay true to his character, even if it wasn't intended that way.

This is my own interpretation, and make of it what you will, but I think everything blowing up in Schmidt's face helped him to realize that he should have made a decision, and also helped him realize exactly who he really wanted to be with.

I remember him as Marshall's dad with the prosthetic leg from the parents' weekend episode of Undeclared.

Compared to Scully. When I think of Jerry's work, I think of him stuffing all the envelopes for Leslie's campaign until 4 in the morning, realizing he's put the handouts in the mailing envelopes, and then resolving to just redo everything. Good at his job might have been a stretch, but he's certainly far more…

I enjoyed Winston trying to be a cat pimp, but I hope the loft meeting at the end of the episode will begin his reintegration into the group. Lamorne Morris is hilarious on his own, and he invests everything he's given with an earnest insanity that I can't help but enjoy, but it's felt like he was just some guy who…

I think this was my favorite episode yet of this show. I especially loved the montages where no one could tell Holt's mood, capped off by him screaming at Scully about his terrible paperwork. Scully is clearly the Jerry of the show, but with the added wrinkle that he really is as bad at his job as people say. His…

I think my favorite part was when, in either the first or second episode, Duncan Carlisle, master of the hostage situation, was worried about keeping everyone on board with the plan because he promised the team that this entire hostage situation would take A DAY. ONE FUCKING DAY.

To add one other problem, as I'm sure we'll see next week, uninteresting premises are stretched beyond the point of being interesting. Is anyone really interested in seeing MORE of the "best man poker game" next week?