I don't have much to say about the show that hasn't already been covered much better by others, but I do have to ask if anyone else burst out laughing at the speed metal that they played over the chase scene? I don't know why the song struck me as so funny. Maybe because it was the musical equivalent of Jax's…

I don't have much to say about the show that hasn't already been covered much better by others, but I do have to ask if anyone else burst out laughing at the speed metal that they played over the chase scene? I don't know why the song struck me as so funny. Maybe because it was the musical equivalent of Jax's…

Pope is like Gus Fring, if Vince Gilligan had just had someone say about Gus, "He's a very important man with powerful connections!" 3 times every episode, and that was all we knew about him.

Pope is like Gus Fring, if Vince Gilligan had just had someone say about Gus, "He's a very important man with powerful connections!" 3 times every episode, and that was all we knew about him.

I like to think that Ted tells all these women about how The Wedding Bride was based on him, so when he dumps these women, they immediately call up Tony with more stories of the dastardly Jed Mosely, which allows everyone involved to profit off of Ted's misfortune.

I like to think that Ted tells all these women about how The Wedding Bride was based on him, so when he dumps these women, they immediately call up Tony with more stories of the dastardly Jed Mosely, which allows everyone involved to profit off of Ted's misfortune.

God, Kal Penn sucked on this show last year. I truly wish they could have gotten this guy. Kevin completely sucked.

God, Kal Penn sucked on this show last year. I truly wish they could have gotten this guy. Kevin completely sucked.

CUNJO!!! As soon as he mentions Chicky Hines, we'll know the transformation is complete

CUNJO!!! As soon as he mentions Chicky Hines, we'll know the transformation is complete

This is pure guesswork on my part, because the show gave no indication that this is the case, but here's how I see it:

So we've come to the end of House of Lies, season 1. Was it worth watching all the way through to get to this conclusion? I would have to emphatically say absolutely not.

You didn't miss anything of any importance, unless you wanted to see an entire episode built around Jeannie's daddy issues that we never knew she had. It was… creepy

I think they should just completely pull a 180 and make the season finale a pilot for a sitcom based around Aaron, the dudebro radiologist.

I got the hint that Jeannie was banging Marco when they showed her banging him in 2 separate episodes, including last week, when she was getting done from behind, and then asked him if he was proud of her

When Kristen Bell asked that dude if he was proud of her, I almost threw out my back laughing so hard. I mean, how hackneyed and cliche can you get? "Oh, she's fucking the old guy cuz her daddy left!" How many shows have done this before? 40? 50? I didn't even need a backstory for why she was fucking that guy, I was…

This show is a testament to what happens when you attach a bunch of talented people to a project, and then realize, "Oh shit, we have NO IDEA how to actually write a TV show." This show is 9 episodes in, and we've gotten absolutely nowhere on every storyline that's been thrown in the mix. Think about it:

I honestly feel like they named the baby Toby simply so they could do the joke in the first episode of the season where Kenny called Toby a racist name, and said, "Toby is what the slavemaster made Kunta Kintae be called."

There are definitely a lot of problems problems with Winston. But let the record show that the performance of Lamorne Morris is absolutely not one of them.

If they're going to do Butt Hay, I'll totally watch