Don't go there!

Everyone knows that zombies are Unitarians.

They're going to kill off Tim Hardaway in next week's episode?

I'll tell you about ruining everything. Shortly after Transatlanticism came out, DCFC played an outdoor show in Chicago for $5. They were brought onto the stage by local quasi-schlock jock Mancow who proclaimed that "The Sound of Settling" was his favorite song ever. The memory of that still gives me shivers.

I think all the actors who currently play, have played, or will play the king of Westeros should be heavily involved in charity work. Time to put up or shut up, Mark Addy!

How could the people of Haiti be poor? There's a shitload of beachfront property down there.

He's got fat stacks from Batman Begins.

You wouldn't happen to be bastard-born, would you?

Richard didn't have "nothing" waiting for him after the war. He had his sister. And their dog.

Now they can go ahead with the spin-off/prequel series about Richard. It all started one day when he tried to return a chip-n-dip at a department store and they would only give him store credit …

Pussy and whiskey are half price for the next fifteen minutes. Those are "gettin' acquainted" prices!

I think people these days are too willing to compare things to the Dority/Turner fight, when everyone knows that the only comparable fight was when Vorenus fought that one dude to save Pullo.

Man of Steel: Bend It Like Batman

The solution: Slappers Only!

Yeah, kids are terrible. They make me want to set up a bunch of proximity mines and then wait for them to walk by and set them off.

I definitely bragged when I got an achievement for surprising 5 different people with an Enormous Omelet Sandwich in the Burger King adventure game Sneak King.

He really was the king of Queens.

Sal was my least favorite of the three tenors.

A zombie dingo ate his baby.

She was a nobody until she met superstar basketballer Kris Humphries.