There should be a Lando Kardashian somewhere.

I think Leander set the whole thing up when all of his lovely heroin started going missing.

Why can't HBO develop a Big Bang Theory-style comedy show? Then we'd have a funny Big Bang Theory-style show!

I didn't know that there was hipster cred up for grabs. If that's the case, then let me just say, I saw this movie in a theatre before they bothered to translate the title into English.

For real. There's people still out there walking around with iPads that don't have Retina display. It's like, hey, goobers, where's the Retina display?

They say that God broke the mold when he made Ed Helms. Then they say He glued that shit back together and made Jason Jones.

Great correspondents. And Samantha Bee.

The guests on the first episode: Michael Moore, Michael Steele, and Deepak Chopra.

When my wife gets her graduate degree, she'll finally be making enough money to understand Modern Family.

I can't believe viewers of Ironside aren't making more money!

Who has more money: Bernie Mac when he died or Don Cheadle five years from now?

I've picked bigger news items out of my stool.

His hamburgers are okay, but his cheeseburgers are to die for. They don't call Boston the dairy capitol of the United States for nothing!

I remember reading about that on tmbg.org. I guess it was a bunch of bologna?

Are we gonna talk about how Dirtbike is about the Third Reich or what?

My dead grandma used to like Two and a Half Men.

The Big Bang Theory's mother gives handjobs in the back of her bloody Jaguar.

They cancelled "That's My Bush!" for this???

Why can't they just fill up a house with 7 teen moms? (Only to find out that all the moms are being catfish'd by the sluts from that new show about nurses.)

No no, go right ahead and confuse it with the TV show. There was plenty of monkey fucking going on at the StuckeyBowl.