Goofus, Hill Street Blues is the best drama ever, followed by ER (the Stamos years) and then Chicago Fire.

A Jeep Wagoneer? Was your mom Skyler White?

Not in Bert Cooper's office he won't!

Disagree. Why can't we finally have a whites-only prison show?

Yeah, like Jason Biggs can afford to heat his apartment. Sure.

That's going on my tombstone. Also, sausage and pepperoni.

Good joke! You truly have a raper's wit.

Q: How come you can't smoke weed in Iraq?

I'd hit it.

Rye bread is so hot right now!

NO GAY SPOILERS

I had my nik jesel'd at the Hunger Games theme park.

10 Hotel Rooms I've Shared with the Olson Twins

** stares at your comment imagining Barton Fink if John Williams did the soundtrack **

I don't want to live in a world where women don't have orgasms when you hump their breast plates.

I lost my virginity at the Hunger Games theme park.

Horrible Bosses 3: Tuna Fishin' '87

It's fuck your buddy, cheat on your wife, call your mother on Mother's Day. AV Club, it's all shit.

Some woman?

I don't know if this was a thing at all Hollywood Video stores or just my local one, but they would always ask me if I wanted to pay my late fees. I would always tell them no. And those fees went uncollected.