I preferred the other Max proprietor who was also a classically trained Shakespearean actor.

I'll never get used to that.

The was like straight out of my high school experience, when that one random teacher taught the class about subliminal messaging. Also straight out of my high school experience was how the principal would play a Beach Boys audio cassette over the school PA because I told him to.

What about when Lisa's stepbrother dismantled Belding's car? I think in the same episode Zack went to a Dodgers game on Yom Kippur.

The sauce you can have … but the secret recipe … she's-a mine!

How many guest appearances is that for you Casey Kasem? Like, 8 guest appearances?

Nucky is going to start bullying Rothstein. By this point next season, he will be actively referring to him as the Shah of Iran.

I wonder what they were all doing in Chicago. Clothes iron convention? Is that what they would call it? Jesus, just tell me what they would call it.

I thought this newswire was going to be about Chicago sports columnist Rick Morrissey.

Kris Humphries?

He sure as shit isn't the solution.

Swap out "Otto" for "Walter" and "Spider" for "meth" and you've got a great description of Breaking Bad.

Serious ass-paddlin'?

Then you've missed out on the definitive version of the song "Faith."

That's homophonic!

Maybe this show is a recreation of the opening credits to Doonesbury.

I haven't been keeping up with that show since season 2. Did she ever find her dragons?

So this is what that Eric Clapton song was about.

All the things that she used to bring
all the songs that she used to sing
all the favorite TV shows
have gone out the window

Nowadays I just give the homeless a banana. It's good for the homeless, and good for the banana!