I'm going to take this opportunity to relay my Sugar Ray related tale. 'Twas the summer of 2000, and a friend and I were waiting in the drive-thru of our local Taco Bell. Some dude walked up to the car and asked for change. My buddy reached into his CD book and gave him a Sugar Ray CD. The guy accepted the CD and…

He appeared in an episode of the final season of The Office. Classic dick move.

Fredianelli betrayed them
and then he lied, tried to hide
and Jenkins died deep inside
do you know the reason why?

You have just described one hell of a slobber-knocker.

Hey man, "Dirty Work" was hardly stupid.

I need 50 cc's of Barbasol STAT!

Fat Joe?

Doctor Jinx?

Father Dowling?

South of the border
Where the tuna fish play

Get ready for Sandra Bullock to be dully reciting the lyrics to "Rapper's Delight" for some unknown reason.

As a collector I don't think you mind it that this new generation of Transformers fans are going to want to pay Boku bucks for your collection, by which I mean you will have enough money to buy Richard Lewis' stash of Boku.

He looks more like the curse of the creature's ghost.

Drinky the Drunk Guy, your wife is calling on the Ball-Buster Hotline.

Dude, what part of Birthday BOYS don't you understand?

I voted it down because I originally thought he was talking about KFC.

I wouldn't shit on Jim Parsons even if he was on fire.

If Will Smith can get Boyz II Men to sing at his little cousin Nicky's Baptism, then the least the gang deserves is an opportunity to open up for them on their tour.

What kind of insult is calling someone a fritada? Or frittata? Aren't those just delicious ethnic foods?

Or at least a webisode!