If your child is bigger than a bread box, it is your duty as a parent to take them to this movie.

She knows too many Tom Waits songs to let something like that happen.

I wonder if walkers observe the Sunday morning truce.

They couldn't do better than some bastard from the Reach?

The soundtrack for that scene should be Patton Oswalt's rendition of demented circus calliope music.

Not as bad as the "Tomb of the Unknown Krelboyne."

There's no such name as "BrBa."  Her name is Barbara.

American Dad has not -always- been better than South Park.  Don't be a jabroni.

The "I gotta watch something on Wednesday night" niche?

Where do you think Henry Winkler did his best work?  Was it The Waterboy?

T'ain't no elitism about it.  In the mid 90's I thought Soul Coughing was the coolest band around.  We grow and we learn.

I think you people are living in the past.  Or at least the past is driving your present.  Look, I liked Kanye back in the day.  I thought he was cool.  I mean, Dave Chappelle liked him, so why not me?  But that was about four albums ago.  People with informed opinions on the subject don't think he's the best rapper…

Crippling depression in the house, y'all!

My geography textbook just has that territory listed as "Swedzerland."

Why buy the instant Swiss Miss when you can just get it for free?

Incest for some, a lesser form of incest for others!

I knew a kid with the same problem.  He never wanted to outdone or not know something someone else did.  This led to his acknowledgement that "Afro-Disney" was a place in Africa and that his BMX bike had a flux capacitor.  Man, I never get tired of talking about that kid.

I can actually vouch for your friend on this one.  He was totally looking right at bin Laden's face.

How about 180 1-minute episodes, each one costing 25 cents?  That's even more of a profit!

Woah, woah, calm down, buddy.  You're acting like Kanye West's mom just died or something.