Maybe this movie will answer the age old question: where do whores go?

Colm Meaney, as the star of AMC's prestige drama Hell On Wheels, is getting too old for this shit.

Dude, you saw Movie 43?

It all happened so gradually that I barely noticed how Community turned into a gritty reboot of ABC's Last Resort.

What's this now?  Is Magnitude leaving the show?

I bet the local ladies were all chomping at the bit for a date with him.

She should've been nominated for a supporting actress Oscar for her work in Medellin.

Too soon!

I'll be damned if she doesn't at least give it a try though!

A lot of their shows are too intense for a bong-passing.  That's what the Esquire channel is for!

I really miss that week about half a decade ago where Adult Swim showed old episodes of Saved By The Bell, but, ya know, it was all trippy and whatnot.

Spaghet!

I think there's a Curb Your Enthusiasm bit about this.

If I had a nickel for every time Kanye West's mom died, I'd have like a billion nickels.

"I'm here to kick ass and scratch vag.  And I'm all out of vag."

Which came first, the comedy or the genitals?

"Always bet on black."   - Wesley Snipes' tax attorney

More obituaries need spoiler warnings.

You're one of those "Deathers," aren't you?

The best thing Lauryn Hill or the Fugees was ever involved with was the remix of Cypress Hill's "Boom Biddy Bye Bye."