Oh Ramsay
you came and flayed my pet turkey
that I was bringing to Winterfell
for the Fall harvest festival

Is this a Breaking Bad reference?  NO SPOILERS!

Martin will take any excuse to roll in flour.

You only YOLO all over yourself once!

Actually, they should get the Pope to come down and tear up a picture of whichever Hemsworth brother Cyrus was dating.

I enjoy this Pope that just makes shit up as he goes along.  I'm sure the College of Cardinals isn't going to put a hit out on his South American ass.

Goddamn you half Latin American remakes, you do it to me everytime.

Also, I don't know that McCarthy could do better than me.  I've got personality for days, motherfucker!

McCarthy in the Clooney role, Leslie Mann in the Bullock role, and get Judd Apatow to direct the thing, and you've got yourself a movie.  The dialogue will be improved, and Apatow will find a bunch of ways to show his wife's body double topless.

I love how Ruxin said he "made his nut" after working a few hours at Taco's Truck.  Reminds me of Taco's mom's happiness at the news that her son made his nut with www.dallascowboys.com.

I don't know about all that, but people who still buy hard-copy porno in this day and age are obviously sociopaths.

That was the stand up and cheer moment of the decade.

My memory isn't what it used to be.  Wasn't Sydnor the new Cool Lester Smooth?

They were both from the West side, the better of the two sides.

My wife has yet to watch The Wire, as she is reluctant to be involved with too many TV shows at the same time.  But I feel like we'll probably start soon, which is necessary because

For my money, Joel Grey will always be the Chinaman from the Remo Williams movie.

The Counting Crows are the band that Springsteen wanted to be.

You sound like a gay.

Don't run away (apostles)
It's only me.

He would've been better off instituting Sangria Law.