He's busy photoshopping his wang into pictures.

Ringo is more like Sean Elliott.  Which is to say that if you lived in San Antonio is the mid to late 90's, you thought he was cool.

When Jesse spat in Walter face's, I was really hoping that Walt had hidden a gun in his mouth, and then he would open his mouth and bullets would come out of his mouth to shoot Jesse.

Thanks for the spoiler, ass hat.

I heard a rumor that the commercials for Low Winter Sun are going to be the villain in the next Batman movie.

Low Winter Sun makes Hell On Wheels look like the goddamned Mona Lisa.

That's good to know.

Like being draped in velvet.

As an added bonus, these reviews always serve to remind me that there is a new episode of Regular Show on demand.

Anytime you can deny someone on a motorcycle basic goods and services, I'll get behind that.

Maybe it'll be more like Deadwood, and each episode will end with the likable villain scrubbing blood off of a hardwood basketball court.

Dude, have you not seen Mr. Deeds?

To this day I'm mystified by the science of eight tracks.  I mean, you can skip tracks.  Why ever bother with cassettes when an eight track functions more like a CD than a cassette ever could?

Did you people see that new episode of Chopped this week?  Ya know, with the "all star athletes"?  How the hell has Chuck Zito never cooked a piece of salmon in his life?  What a jabroni!

Malin Akerman was hilarious on Entourage.

There's barely any room, what with all the Mexican semen in there.

I think the problem was that his timing was gay.

I am QUEENS BOULEVARD.

Starscream really was a dick.  It's like, "Hey, jerk ass, either start listening to Megatron or go sign up with the Gobots."

They'll try anything to sell some James Spader action figures!