I'm sure Andre Rison has heard his share of fireball/TLC parody songs over the years.

My favorite Morgan Freeman moment is when he keeps asking his supervisor at the grocery store he works in if he can take a bathroom break.

Superman really didn't need to slit that fat kid's neck.

Muscles Marinara, the Italian strongman?

Racist!

I'd prefer the episode where Screech gets invited to the Chess Boy magazine mansion.

#HITITANDQUITIT #DOUCHECANNON #YOLO

You couldn't count them on one hand.

Vampires are a bunch of nihilists.  If anything, they'll cut Sarah's johnson off.

Everyone's going to be recovering from watching the season premiere of Hell on Wheels on Saturday night.

At least he didn't name her Blanca.

When these three things happen, will my womb quicken again?

Eh, it's more like Fun Boy Three than The Beat.

I can't wait to see this covered on Newsroom!

Well, duh.

They really glossed over who made the nuggets for the dipping.  Were those Pollos Hermanos brand nuggets?

Jason's sister?  I think you mean Shannon Doherty.

In this scenario, what's the equivalent of Tom Nuttall's Boneshaker bicycle?  A Dodge Charger?

But what if she really and truly was?  Boy would your face be red!

A better businessman would've bought the laser tag place.