I do know what you mean, but I'd still rather put my bologna in her vegetable crisper.

I love judging magazines by their covers.  It's what I do.

"No thanks.  I'm good."  - Killer Mike

Furst is the worst.
Secunt is the best.
Thurd is the one with the hairiest chest!

Dude, if you followed Hammer at his webpage blogspot.com/funkyheadhunter, you'd know that he bashes Lady Gaga like 24/7/365.

I'll admit that about five hundred million of those plays are my doing.

You don't see Sarah McLachlan going around and making a big stink about things.

That guy sucks at defending things.  The guy you really want is the dad from Arachnaphobia.

The disease is known as the "Blank Check Curse," after the movie Blank Check, of which all participants have since been cursed.

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On the real tip, what could possibly be the point of the copulation study?  What are they learning?  What do you do with that information?

Here's how you save the Alcide character: the actor who plays him (Joe Manicotti or whatever) shifts into a wolf to run around for a while, and when he shifts back he's now being played by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.  Explain it, or don't, the possibilities would be endless.

I would like to know more about what you are talking about.

Fireproof is a better option than eating a gun.  That movie is a goddamn laugh riot.

Still waiting on my Criterion collection DVD of Fireproof.

I wish they both would die on the way back to their home planets, respectively.

You'd think that someone would've made a video game about the Triads by now.  Ya know, something telling the story about how they rose in power.

I was planning on doing the same thing after recently seeing Kareem teaching Uncle Jesse how to play basketball on Full House.

Or at least a For Your Consideration concerning whether King Mable should have stayed with Men On a Mission instead of changing his name to Viscera and joining the Ministry.

I just hope you received the appropriate medical treatment afterwards.